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Modyo-gonjika



Mod ba gaanja taanle manush hebbi aantel-marka kathabarta bolte shuru kore daye. Bishesh kore bangali polapan-er pet-e jodi ektukhani porey, tahole to shorirer rondhro rondhro theke anonukoroniyo darshonikota'r sob nidorshon chhitke chhitke beriye aashe.
Aamar ek bondhu achhe je mod-er cheye gaanja beshi pochhondo kore. Beshi taane na , hoyto mashe du-ekbaar BABA'r pesad paye, ar tatei osadharon sob funda jharte thake.
Ekbar Discovery Channel-e haati'r jonon-prokriya'r oporey ekta tothyochitro dekhte dekhte gaanja-ye sukhtaan dichchhilo. Tokhon-i or mone ekta proshner udoy hoy. Sotti sotti-i bhabar bishoy. Bhebe bhebe ekhono porjonto onek boro boro bagha bagha bisharod-ra'o sei proshner kono uttor dite pare ni. Proshno ta chhilo : Stree haati purush haati ke blowjob ki bhabe daye - mukh diye na shNur diye?

Onno ek bondhu'r katha boli. Se chhilo bhoyanok dhormobheeru lok. Kintu pete du-phonta porlei Bhogoban-er biruddhe or buker moddhe jomey thaka somsto obhijog, obhimaan, raag eksongey beriye aashto. Ekbar lobh samlate na pere se ekta sundori meyer buker dikey takiyechhilo. Tarporei tar money hoy ekta maratmok paap hoye gechhe (praye rape korar-i saamil). Tokhon-i o monostho kore nae je paap-er prayoshchito korar jonne oi meyeti ke-i o biye korbe. Chena nei, shona nei soja meye-ti'r barite giye tar baba'r kachhe biye'r katha pere boshlo. Tar porey ja hoyechhilo ta ar bollam na. Kolpona kore nin. Er din-du'ek porey amader maal-er addaye eshe du-peg whiskey mere lotke giye kannakati jure dilo byata. "Aami to paap-er prayoshchitto korte cheyechhilam Chumki ke biye kore. Thakur amake setao korte dilo na. Prayoshchitto jokhon korte debe na tokhon paap koriyechhile keno amake diye? Ami tomar ki kkhoti korechhi? Tumi amar shongey politics khelchho keno? ..." ityadi ityadi.
Sedin onek koshte oke samlano giyechhilo.


Ebar aashi amar ar ek bondhu 'mama'-r kathaye. Mama'r introduction ami ekhane agei diye diyechhi. Mama'r chhotobela theke shuru kore aj porjonto ojosro Girlfriend chhilo. Ekjon korey eshechhe ar kete porechhe. Maal khelei sei sob hariye jawa girlfriend-der smritibijorito kathabarta bolte shuru kore mama. Ek ek din ek ek jon ke niye nostalgic hoye pore. Shesh joner chole jawar dukkho ta ekhono bhulte pare ni mama, tai tar chole jawar din (may mash-er kono ekta din) niyom kore protyekbocchor mama dukkho kore ar maal khey kannakati kore. Bakider jonno kono fixed date nei. Jekono din korlei holo.

Amar ek mama achhen (ini sotti sotti-i mama, mayer sejo-dada). Bishal boro post-e kaaj koren. Prodhan Montri, Ortho montri, Bidesh montri enader songey tNar otha-bosha. Tini saradin oklanto porishrom-er porey bari te phirey Whiskey , soda ar borof niye boshen ebong majhe majhe hothat kore emotional hoye poren. Ekbar uni amake dhore phelechhilen ebong praye ghonta-du-ek dhorey boktrita diyechhilen. Ami tokhon college-e pori. Gorom-er chhuti te mama'r kachhe giyechhilam.
"Amake dekho. Ami to khub sadharon chhele chhilam. Gorib school-master er bokhe jawa chhele. Sei ami jodi shudhu porishrom ar atmobishwas er opor bhor diye ato dur ashtey paari, tumi keno parbe na. Tumi to bhalo chhele. Ta chhara aj kal baba-ma tomar sob chahida-i puron koren. Kono jinish niye tomake compromise korte hoy na. Amader to hazar hazar compromise kore kore boro hotey hoyechhe...." ityadi ityadi. Amar tokhon 'Chhere de ma (or mama), kende baanchi' obostha. Lyaje-gobore hoye palate parle baanchi.....

Aaj atota-i.

4 Responses to “Modyo-gonjika

  1. # Anonymous Fullstop

    Too good!
    onek kichu mone pore gelo...tar modhdhe shob theke beshi mone porlo bhai er sathe lorai....shuktara/anondomela barite ashar porr, ke age porbe??
    Rege giye ma rule kore diyechilo...
    tao fighting hoto....
    ;-)

    ichche ache chele ke handa-bhonda , bantul porabar....dekha jaak...  

  2. # Blogger dEbOLiN

    @ Fullstop:
    Dhonyobaad. 'Modyo-gonjika' post-er comments section-e apnar ei comment dekhe ami ektu obak hoye giyechhilam. Porey bujhlam ashole comment ta 'Kichhu smriti taaja korar cheshta korchhi' er uddeshye lekha....
    Ja bolechhen. Bangali'r chhele ar Bantul, Haanda-Bhonda, Nonte-Phonte porbe na, ta hole bangali ar holo koi? Amar-o ichchhe ahhe chhele-meye jai hok (ekhono hoy ni, in fact biyeo hoy ni...ar amar hobu bou obangali) take bangla shikhiye eishob poranor.  

  3. # Anonymous kajra_re

    phaataphaati dada... :)  

  4. # Anonymous face-2-face

    Modyo-gonjika-jonito kathabarta to swabhabik er cheye alada hobei....sei karonei to loke kaanri kaanri posar shraddho kore shorirer baaro-ta bajiye mod-gaanja khaye....setai to moja...  

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